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Last Call is a first-person style blog that delves into all facets of nightlife in and around the HRM. This column is written by Jon Careless. He writes about everything, from personal experiences to where the best drinks are found, and much more. Each daily post is meant to deliver honest opinions, entertainment, and humor. Feel free to add your own posts and pictures to this page.
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Have A Favorite Shot? Tell Me About It! |
 JUNE 18, 2007
Liquor connoisseurs, like myself, realize that when it comes to liquor shots, the variety is endless. You've got your domestic shots like straight vodka, jagermeister, whiskey, etc. Then of course, there are the mixed drink shots where you'll find everything from "Sex on the Beach," "liquid cocaine," "Janis Joplin," "crunch bar," "twisted kicker," "testicle shrinker," and many more.
My problem over the past couple of years has been that I cannot choose the right shots to drink. I always end up going way overboard.
On one occasion, I did so many shots of 151, I became convinced I could see through time. Unfortunately, while hurtling myself through what I believed was a time portal, I quickly realized it was actually my bedroom window. The doctor says I still have some nerve damage in my lower back.
Getting to the point, what I'm interested in finding out is what kind of shots you like to order downtown. I want to know, not just because I'm curious, but I'm also looking to expand my palette beyond something that's not cheap bourban or scotch.
It really is a shame about the whole time-travelling thing though. That bottle of 151 told me I would be travelling back to the year 2005, where I'd be fourteen years old and living in Florida, and a 23 year old woman named Debra Lafave would be my middle school english teacher. Damn you liquor! Damn you and your salacious promises!
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Submitted by The Quiet One on 06.19.07 at 10:56am.
Hey, if you were only fourteen in 2005, you're still not old enough to drink, period, let alone screwing around with 151 proof liquor and fantasizing about your idea of the perfect school teacher! Get back to class, basic mathematics to start with!
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